Sweet Tooth Joker Pillows

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'Hey, honey bun!'

Candy Corn Dracula

Dogs and Cake

Bake-a-thon.

American Pastry

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Bon Bons Away!'

Dieting is for losers.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"You're losing your everything."

Ferrero Rocker

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Dessert Storm Veteran