Sweet Tooth Joker Mugs

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

American Pastry

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Dogs and Cake

Bake-a-thon.

Candy Corn Dracula

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'Bon Bons Away!'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Dieting is for losers.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"You're losing your everything."

Dessert Storm Veteran

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Ferrero Rocker

Cake!