Sweet Tooth Jokers Pillows

'My wife's on a diet. Do you have anything like chocolate covered celery?'

Any time is cake o'clock

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Club Sandwitch.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Plum jam...

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Therapy?'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Boy on father's knee

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Happy Valentine's day sweety, these are goood!'