Sandwich Jokers Pillows

A Club Sandwitch.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Super Heroes.

Honest Vending

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

Carnegie Deli

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

A choice of sandwiches

Dried Herbs

'My wife's on a diet. Do you have anything like chocolate covered celery?'

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

'The law is clear. The salami sandwich sits downwind from the bench.'

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Stew's Sandwich Shoppe - Home of the 'Beardwich'.

Chicken sandwiches Salad sandwiches Knuckle sandwiches.

"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

'Don't worry dear. This is diet coke.'

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

'You may beg me for our 'A&E' tuna sandwich at £12.99' - 'I hate Britain.'

A court jester pitches a ball to a king.