Sandwich Jokers Prints

A Club Sandwitch.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Super Heroes.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Honest Vending

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

F&E Beachside Sandwich Shop. It's the final week for our bite-size summer special. We start with miniature frankfurters on a baguette. It's grilled and then cut into small pieces. And we add lots of dollops of mustard! That's your bite-size summer special? Yeah, they're itsy-bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot paninis!

Carnegie Deli

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

A choice of sandwiches

'My wife's on a diet. Do you have anything like chocolate covered celery?'

Dried Herbs

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give

'The law is clear. The salami sandwich sits downwind from the bench.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Stew's Sandwich Shoppe - Home of the 'Beardwich'.

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

Chicken sandwiches Salad sandwiches Knuckle sandwiches.

"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

You look like the cat who ate the canary. Actually, I'm the wolverine who ate your leftover prosciutto hoagie.

"But the doctor said I should drink more fluids."

'You may beg me for our 'A&E' tuna sandwich at £12.99' - 'I hate Britain.'

'Don't worry dear. This is diet coke.'

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.