Sucker For Compliments Pillows

"You fine young ladies wouldn't have spare change? I ran out of a gas."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Complementary Beverages

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'I.R.S short form.'

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."

Beware of The Dog

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

'Come here and tell me what you think about this dress!'

"Oh, come on. How can you be surprised to see me?"

"Hey, here's someone who looks just like a young you!"

"Sergio, how do you like my new dress? And don't beat around the bush."

'I've actually started lying about my age. I tell them I'm ten years older than I actually am so they can tell me I look good for my age!'

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

Hippo Woman Asks Her Husband If Her Butt Looks Large to Him

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

Complimentary beverages.

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'