Satire Sucker Pillows

'I.R.S short form.'

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

"Oh, come on. How can you be surprised to see me?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

Meet the Enemy

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

How am I abducting?

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Parade of Businessmen

On the brink.