Compliment Seekers Pillows

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Self-esteem room

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Complementary Beverages

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

'Go ahead, take a number - you deserve one!'

'It was very good.'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'