Compliment Catcher Pillows

God Fishes for Attention

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Come here and tell me what you think about this dress!'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

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"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

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'You dance like my mother.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

'It was very good.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."