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"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."

"Hey, here's someone who looks just like a young you!"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

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'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

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"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

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'You dance like my mother.'

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

'It was very good.'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

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"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

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'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'