Backhanded Compliment Expert Pillows

'Keep an eye on young Yomp, he's excellent at damning others with faint praise.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Touché"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"Hey, here's someone who looks just like a young you!"

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

Bird's flying south.

Complimentary beverages.

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

"Do you believe fish is brain food?"

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

"I'm awarding a million bucks for any school, park or high-IQ child named after me."

Max supplements his income by working as a shill for a plastic surgeon.

Lady tipping cab driver

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

"C'mon babe, 'thick' is a compliment!"

'You're the only man I know who brightens a room when he leaves.'

'I like it!'

"Do you mind if I say something helpful about your personality?"

"Well the good news is that it doesn't appear to be contagious."