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You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm a monster."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

God with Earth Controller

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Cheesie Rider

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Mummy Shrink.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"The usual."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Cat art exhibition.

"Curiosity."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

"We're making progress."

Pianist.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'