Quirky Compliment Aficionado Pillows

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Overkill, dude."

Cheesie Rider

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

God with Earth Controller

"Your animal companionship is here!"

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"I'm a monster."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Mummy Shrink.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"The usual."

"Curiosity."

Cat art exhibition.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Early days in the cloning lab.

"High Fashion"