Quirky Compliment Giver Pillows

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Complementary Beverages

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"I'm a monster."

Mummy Shrink.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

"Curiosity."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"High Fashion"

'Freudian slip '

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"