Quirky Compliment Giver Pillows

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

"I'm a monster."

Complementary Beverages

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Mummy Shrink.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

"Curiosity."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"We're making progress."

Pianist.

"High Fashion"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

Football merchandising - 1953.