Sucker For Compliments T-Shirts

"You fine young ladies wouldn't have spare change? I ran out of a gas."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Complementary Beverages

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'I.R.S short form.'

Beware of The Dog

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

"Hey, here's someone who looks just like a young you!"

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

"Oh, come on. How can you be surprised to see me?"

'Come here and tell me what you think about this dress!'

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

Do I REALLY look like George Clooney... Now THAT'S what I call selling.

"Sergio, how do you like my new dress? And don't beat around the bush."

Hippo Woman Asks Her Husband If Her Butt Looks Large to Him

Oh, you shouldn't have. Shouldn't have what? Really, it's just too much. So thoughtful. Very kind. I have no idea what you're talking about. But I hope you're being sarcastic. Because I'm going to be really upset if you're genuinely accusing me of being thoughtful and kind. How could you forget, you cheap and callous bottom feeder? That's better. Now, what are you talking about?

'I've actually started lying about my age. I tell them I'm ten years older than I actually am so they can tell me I look good for my age!'

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

Complimentary beverages.

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'