Stuffed Pea Fan Gifts

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'More bubbles!'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Non-Humble Pie.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Hole Sale

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Happy New Year!'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Forget it, Carl."

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Sausage