Stuffed Pea Fan Gifts

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'More bubbles!'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Non-Humble Pie.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Hole Sale

Recycled Flake

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'Happy New Year!'

"Forget it, Carl."

"Keep it open."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Priest Halloween costume for boy.