Pea Lover Gifts

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

"Peas...How many would you like?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Pea

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Habanero ..."

"No religious nuts!"

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Man juggling apple core.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Who's taken the third quarter?

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.