Pea-shooting Enthusiast Gifts

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Pea

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

Mange tout or man get out

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

The Hardon Colander.

'Was the flash too bright?'

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

The Joy of Hunting

'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

El Emeno Peas

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I