Pea-shooting Enthusiast Gifts

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Pea

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

The Hardon Colander.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'Was the flash too bright?'

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

Mange tout or man get out

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'

The Joy of Hunting

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

El Emeno Peas

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I