Pea Aficionado Gifts

El Emeno Peas

Bob Grimble, vegetable eating champion - rest in peas.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'My final offer.'

Real Beer People

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"At ease!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Likes Charts Likes Pie

Carpe diem

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Can I get you another coffee?