Pea Aficionado Gifts

El Emeno Peas

Bob Grimble, vegetable eating champion - rest in peas.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"At ease!"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Real Beer People

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Carpe diem

Likes Charts Likes Pie

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Chilli

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Can I get you another coffee?

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'