Students Questioning The System Gifts

"So your grades are plummeting and you've stopped trying because you came to the realization that 'school is overrated'?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'Okay kids if you think the answer is A then text 1181, if you think the answer is B text 1182...'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

Snow globe has a sign 'No school, snow day'.

Grading Guidelines.

"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"

'This is a very popular school catchment area.'

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