Student Activists Gifts

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Spiritual Lives Matter

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

University Challenge

Can't Affordiversity

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

Voting on their Seats

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

Class of 2015

Greta Thunberg

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'