"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."
Strong Golfer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the strong golfer? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their dedication to the sport. From mugs to prints, find a gift that tees up their passion and makes them smile every time they play or practice.
'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'
'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'
Golf lessons
'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
The Amateur Golfer
'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.
'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'
Senior PGA Moment.
"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'
'Don't move.'
Clock Face Golf Set
Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls
The 'Gulf' Coast League.
"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."
Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?
Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.
'Motion seconded!' (golfers)
"Duh!"
How You Know It's Spring...
"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"
"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."
Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.
'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'
Rory McIlroy
Luckily I hit the pin!
Too many beers at lunch?
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'
"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"
Strong Golfer Gifts Collection
Strong Golfer Mugs
Explore our range of golf-themed mugs and find the perfect humorous or motivational design for the golfer in your life.
Strong Golfer Pillows
Add personality to their space with our golf-themed pillows—comfy, witty, and ideal for the dedicated golfer’s lounge.
Strong Golfer Prints
Discover vibrant golf art prints that celebrate the game—perfect for any fan looking to decorate with humor and style.
Strong Golfer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of golf-inspired t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for any serious or casual golfer.