Strongman Bowler Gifts

"Rocco is proof that you can throw the ball over 300 miles per hour, and still not bowl over 100."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

King Pin

Caber

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Corporate thinking.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'