Strongman Fans Gifts

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Caber

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Checkmate!'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Evolved to Ski.

strong man bends an iron bar

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Weigh station

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

Final Liquidation Sale

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'He's the strong silent type.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'