Strongman Gifts

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"Anyone trying to have an affair with you would have to be crazy."

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

'How was your date with the tattooed lady?'

strong man bends an iron bar

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Caber

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Weigh station

Always right.

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

Man Lifting Up Car.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'He's the strong silent type.'

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

World's strongest man competition.

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"