Strongman Gifts

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"Anyone trying to have an affair with you would have to be crazy."

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

'How was your date with the tattooed lady?'

strong man bends an iron bar

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Caber

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Weigh station

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Always right.

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'He's the strong silent type.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

World's strongest man competition.

Come out from under the Bed and Rule like the Thug You Said You Were

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!