Strongman Satire Gifts

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Caber

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

strong man bends an iron bar

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Weigh station

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

'He's the strong silent type.'

'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

World's strongest man competition.

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

'We find him guilty... but hey... we could be wrong!'