Strongman Satire Gifts

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

Caber

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

strong man bends an iron bar

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Weigh station

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'He's the strong silent type.'

'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

World's strongest man competition.

Come out from under the Bed and Rule like the Thug You Said You Were

'If you can't afford one, the court will appoint a spin doctor to handle your conviction by the media...'