Strongman Aficionado Gifts

Bad news, David, Goliath is on steroids.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Checkmate!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Caber

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

strong man bends an iron bar

Tractor Art

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Weigh station

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

'He's the strong silent type.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

World's strongest man competition.

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Come out from under the Bed and Rule like the Thug You Said You Were

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!