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Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Checkmate!'

Caber

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

strong man bends an iron bar

Tractor Art

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Weigh station

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

'He's the strong silent type.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

World's strongest man competition.

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'