Strongman Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I was sent to calibrate the weights...'

World's strongest man competition.

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

Come out from under the Bed and Rule like the Thug You Said You Were

'He's the strong silent type.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Checkmate!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Caber

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Tractor Art

strong man bends an iron bar

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Weigh station

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"