Strongman Storyteller T-Shirts

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Caber

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

strong man bends an iron bar

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Well Virginia, thanks to climate change there isn't a Santa Claus anymore."

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Weigh station

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"He's being retrained."

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."