Strongman Storyteller Pillows

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Caber

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Weigh station

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

Icarus flies into a wind turbine

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"He's being retrained."

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."