Strongman Fan Pillows

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Under pressure.

Missing You.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Caber

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

strong man bends an iron bar

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Weigh station

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"You there, serf Mike, have you seen my charger?"

Knights charging, heraldry.

Doctor with funny glasses to patient: 'We don't need a radiologist. My new x-ray glasses allow me to see right through you.'

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

'He's the strong silent type.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Man Lifting Up Car.

Superman Vs. Winter

George and the Dragon.

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"He's a nice guy - he's always giving me free stuff."