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Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

The Amateur Golfer

Midnight Basketball

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Baseball Dreams

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Superman's laundry

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

The Rivalry Begins

Not The Real Me

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Superhero

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

strong man bends an iron bar

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Weigh station

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Wordplay: Mind Games.

"There was a time when that guy could leap this building in a single bound."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

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