Strongman Competitions Gifts

World's strongest man competition.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Checkmate!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Caber

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

strong man bends an iron bar

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Weigh station

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

'He's the strong silent type.'

Man Lifting Up Car.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Come out from under the Bed and Rule like the Thug You Said You Were

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'