Strongman Bowler T-Shirts

"Rocco is proof that you can throw the ball over 300 miles per hour, and still not bowl over 100."

Polar bear bowling alley

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

King Pin

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Caber

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Pin-atas

Corporate thinking.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Jimmy Anderson