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"Rocco is proof that you can throw the ball over 300 miles per hour, and still not bowl over 100."

Cricket Accidents.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Extreme Bowling.

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

Cricket ball deliveries

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

"Throw it before it's too late."

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Cricket.

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

Bowl-A-Rama

Sisyphus Learns to Cope