Muscle-bound Bowler Pillows

"Rocco is proof that you can throw the ball over 300 miles per hour, and still not bowl over 100."

Cricket Accidents.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Extreme Bowling.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'What are YOU doing here?'

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

People Who Talk To Elvis...

"Throw it before it's too late."

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Cricket.

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

Sisyphus Learns to Cope