Strict Parent Humor Gifts

"I don't care if you met him outside the library. No daughter of mine is dating a guy who's overdue!"

"Wow, your parents are very strict! Me, I can go out every night..."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Use your inside scream."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

Moma

Playing in the park....child on a leash.