Stressful Bill Juggler Gifts

'What do you mean I'm not putting in any sweat equity? I sweat every time you give me a bill.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Signs of Stress

"Everything's gone up."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'