Stressful Bill Juggler Pillows

'What do you mean I'm not putting in any sweat equity? I sweat every time you give me a bill.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Everything's gone up."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'