Stress Surrealist T-Shirts

'How can I cure my insomnia?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Artist

Diner.

Surfing the daily stress

Raincloud Umbrella

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

ThrEschers.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Run, Mike, Run!

Ball Pool Peril