Stress Chucklers Gifts

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

Hour Glass

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

Out and In.