Stress Chucklers Pillows

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Signs of Stress

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

Hour Glass

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Out and In.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"I don't perform well under pressure."

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'This had better be important, I'm in the middle of a conference call!'