Fear Chuckler Gifts

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Keyboard in Heaven

He's very defensive about his personal space.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Gesundheit!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Bless you!'

'You were afraid for the drill?'

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"