Streetwise Pet Owner Gifts

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'Watch the manhole.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Education is very important!!

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

Hoodies playing chess

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'

Modern Horror Stories: "The Tow-Er of London." No parking. Tow.

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'