Streetwise Pet Owner T-Shirts

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Education is very important!!

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

'Watch the manhole.'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

Hoodies playing chess

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'

'No Walking'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'