Strategic Snail Gifts

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Saving for Retirement.

'Stress'

Snail with pc monitor.

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

Notice - Salt Kills

An snail shell with a chimney

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Chess boxing

Snail to Slug.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'Another self build...'

Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail

Wii Childbirth

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"