Speedy Snail Gifts

'Stress'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

The Zoo.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Man

Running Latte

"I'm a monster."

Snail Mail

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

Transylvanian Snails.

Emergency Firebreaker

On holiday...

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

The Sports Fanatic

Snail Peephole

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Emo Snail

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'To be honest, Fred, the tour was so fast that I won't know exactly where we went until the credit card bill arrives.'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

'After years of cheating on his tax, Andrew is finally hit by a Tax-Slug...'

Laurel and Tardy

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."