Sports Snail Gifts

Football Snail

The Zoo.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Snail Racing

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Local food for local consumption

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Ewww

Snail Pattern Balding.

"I'm a monster."

Snail Man

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Coach

'Stress'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

Congratulations! When are you due?

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Repossessions

"He's at that awkward age."

Snail with pc monitor.