Sports Snail Gifts

Football Snail

The Zoo.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I'm a monster."

Snail Man

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Coach

'Stress'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail with pc monitor.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

"He's at that awkward age."

Transylvanian Snails.