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'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Saving for Retirement.

'Stress'

Snail with pc monitor.

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

Notice - Salt Kills

An snail shell with a chimney

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Snail to Slug.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Chess boxing

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'Another self build...'

Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"