Stove Steward Gifts

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Would you like some wings?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Solar Power.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"No, still there."

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'Happy New Year!'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Beard helper