Stove Steward Gifts

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"Would you like some wings?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Solar Power.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"No, still there."

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

'You wished to see the house red?'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Happy New Year!'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

Beard helper